true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

And I have been since I was 12.
I remember the first time i clicked that button when i was like fucking twelve and i was terrified that the cops would know i was doing that through internet tracking and would bust through my door for lying about my age
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The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
go home
“Rise of the Guardians” may have disappointed at the box office, but is turning out to be a big seller on homevideo.
The animated film, which earned just $304 million worldwide in the fall, has sold around 3.2 million units on disc and as digital downloads since…
why is it more socially acceptable to be completely obsessed with a sports team than to be completely obsessed with a book, tv show, or movie?
Crap.
Literally.
My dog did diarrhea on the couch and now he’s been banned from the living room. Mom is so livid. I fear for my life as I know I’m going to get yelled at when I get home. I fear for my pooch too. I also fear that it left a stain on my couch and mom’s ready for a war if it does.
So, anyone know how to clean dog poop from a couch?